21 Days in Paradise Left

Here's a picture of our snack machine. It's quite empty. That package of Pop Tarts in the lower right corner has been hanging like that for about 8 months. The guy who owns the machine, and who used to come and fill it up, vanished around that time, and nobody in the call center had his phone number. Someone here was talking to the building manager recently about the situation and the manager said "Oh, I think that guy died!"

Mike 'N Ikes and Sky Bars probably have a shelf life of at least 10 years, but nobody is taking a chance on these. I have no idea what's going to happen to this machine after we're gone. Maybe we'll break it open for the cash to supplement our unemployment benefits.